Connect with us

Music

Confessions of An Aging B-boy: My Old Fogeyness is Showing

Published

on

image

As much as I joke about the old fogeyness displayed by many of my peers, I still have an automatic rejection to young bloods and new jacks. At 42, I still listen to hip hop music participate as deeply into the culture as I could. I still b-boy and when I can, I do battle. Yes, I am an aging b-boy. After a few freezes and one power move, I can feel it in my joints. I am less of an elder statesman and more of an OG in training. I still got several stripes to earn.

So when I hear that two young bloods are battling it out via the microphone, I usually ignore it. And yes, I am talking about Drake and Meek Mill. I know I am an entire week late which in twitter years means I am a decade behind. This is no think piece either. While I dig Drake and I am familiar with his music, I know nothing of Meek Mill other than his current girlfriend being the gorgeous Nicki Minaj. I actually know her catalog more than that of Meek Mill. So when I first heard “Back to back” by Drake, I was really skeptical. The beat did not move me at all. To be honest, I felt that it was lackluster upon the initial listen.

I didn’t listen to again until I saw everyone’s response. The split was in the middle. Folks my age pretty much felt the same way I did. The younger generations compared it to “Ether” by Nas. I couldn’t see it and discussed this with several cronies. We went back and forth with our preaching to the choir bits of how battle raps aren’t battle raps anymore. So there I was knee deep in my close minded old fogeyness. Then I gave it a second and third listen.

image

True indeed, the beat is corn flakes. I mean, it could have been harder but yo Drake went in. I mean he went it. He was real clever about it, too. There is no need for me to review it line for line. On top of that, Drake is running with the entire thing and pretty much running a campaign against Meek Mill. While I think Meek Mill will continue to rhyme after this, life will not be the same for him on this. While pound for pound, “Back to Back” is no “Ether,” I will have to say that Drake’s several pronged attack to Meek Mill is unprecedented. Yes, I said it.

I don’t have to go over his moves in this piece either, but let’s be honest Drake set it off, knocked it out the park, buried it and let the crowd run with it. It was beautifully executed and no one can sit back and say, “I don’t think Drake won.” No one. It is completely undebatable. It’s a wrap for Meek Mill in this battle. All he could do is lick his wounds and call it a day.

So in conclusion, the entire thing is levels above “Ether.” I have to confess this. I am sure my peers will hog tie me for this but it’s the truth. In the future, we will be comparing every other battle to this one. So instead of saying “Ethered,” what will we say?

This post comes courtesy of guest writer Dan Tres Omi @DanTresOmi

Review Confessions of An Aging B-boy: My Old Fogeyness is Showing.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Continue Reading
Click to comment

Music

Lady Gaga Pulled Off One of the Best Halftime Shows Ever

Published

on

By

Dropcap the popularization of the “ideal measure” has led to advice such as “Increase font size for large screens and reduce font size for small screens.” While a good measure does improve the reading experience, it’s only one rule for good typography. Another rule is to maintain a comfortable font size.

Strech lining hemline above knee burgundy glossy silk complete hid zip little catches rayon. Tunic weaved strech calfskin spaghetti straps triangle best designed framed purple blush.I never get a kick out of the chance to feel that I plan for a specific individual.

Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth.

A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar. The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen.

On her way she met a copy. The copy warned the Little Blind Text, that where it came from it would have been rewritten a thousand times and everything that was left from its origin would be the word “and” and the Little Blind Text should turn around and return to its own, safe country.

A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. I am alone, and feel the charm of existence in this spot, which was created for the bliss of souls like mine. I am so happy, my dear friend, so absorbed in the exquisite sense of mere tranquil existence, that I neglect my talents.

But nothing the copy said could convince her and so it didn’t take long until a few insidious Copy Writers ambushed her, made her drunk with Longe and Parole and dragged her into their agency, where they abused her for their projects again and again. And if she hasn’t been rewritten, then they are still using her.

A busy man keeps working while he waits. | Image: Unsplash

Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia.

A collection of textile samples lay spread out on the table – Samsa was a travelling salesman – and above it there hung a picture that he had recently cut out of an illustrated magazine and housed in a nice, gilded frame. It showed a lady fitted out with a fur hat and fur boa who sat upright, raising a heavy fur muff that covered the whole of her lower arm towards the viewer.

Gregor then turned to look out the window at the dull weather. Drops of rain could be heard hitting the pane, which made him feel quite sad. “How about if I sleep a little bit longer and forget all this nonsense”, he thought, but that was something he was unable to do because he was used to sleeping on his right, and in his present state couldn’t get into that position. However hard he threw himself onto his right, he always rolled back to where he was.

The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin. He lay on his armour-like back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his brown belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections.

A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar. The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen.

His room, a proper human room although a little too small, lay peacefully between its four familiar walls. A collection of textile samples lay spread out on the table – Samsa was a travelling salesman – and above it there hung a picture that he had recently cut out of an illustrated magazine and housed in a nice, gilded frame.

It showed a lady fitted out with a fur hat and fur boa who sat upright, raising a heavy fur muff that covered the whole of her lower arm towards the viewer. Gregor then turned to look out the window at the dull weather. Drops of rain could be heard hitting the pane, which made him feel quite sad.

Continue Reading

Entertainment

Kanye NEEDS Your Help

Published

on

By

So it seems that Kanye and his thirst-bucket wife, Kim, are having trouble with settling on a baby name for the impending arrival of their prodigal son. AND the fact that this is coming out mean… well I guess this means they want us to talk about this, stress over this, and think on this (I wrote that with a serious face)

AS YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW, their child will be on Christmas Day (So there will NOW be, like, FOUR things to TOTALLY be thankful for this Christmas)

1. Jesus
2. Family
3. Santa
4. Kanye’s son —- and in that order).

Get ready to modified your Christmas Day Fest prayer RIGHT NOW.

So what is a gift you can give to Kanye and his lovely wife, La Seau Soif (that’s French for Thirsty Bucket), for Christmas 2015

Help Kimye with a name…. A name that will signify how much this kid will change the world, your life, the universe… Truly, it’s the most important thing you will do in your life [Guaranteed]

The West have one rule…… no directions…. so no EAST, SOUTH By SOUTHWEST, NORTH EAST D.C, DUPONT N.W. …. just stop it right there. #blankstare

I saw Galileo on Celebitchy and ZAMMMMMMMN that was BRILLIANT

I’ve been thinking and I’ll go first:

Noir
Enoch (just sounds old and of biblical proportions)
Navi (I feel like Kanye loved this movie)
RAW (I pray not but I would not be surprised)
Rawr (dominant animal soundz)
Moi (‘me’ in French)
Bourgeois (French for ….hmmm uppity)
Versailles
Pharaoh
Caesar (Kanye’s megalomania/control-freak sentiments)
Brill (short for brilliance)
Genius
Jehov (you guys, Kanye IS NOT above this)
Adonis (Kim & Kanye’s narcissism)
Leonidas
Lord God-body (I can’t believe this has been a name of mixtape of his)
Eaton
Azor (Game of Thrones…. I would love kanye FORREAL if chose this)
Prodi (short for prodigy that Kanye will hope to impress upon his seed)
London
Adno (tribute to his lovely, grounding mother Donda West)
Rome (the Wests conceive their 1st child there)
Savant (just seems strange but something Kanye-esque)
Hue (short for HUEman)

In my heart of hearts, I could see him picking one of these names. I mean, imagine, “i named Kanye’s child” …. PUT THAT ON YOUR RESUME!!!!

SIDENOTE: In writing this, I kept thinking of Azor Ahai of Game of Thrones literature, or better referred to as the ‘Prince that was Promised’. A savior like figure that can defeat the darkness and forces of evil…. Which let’s face it, the latter, would totally be what Kanye’ would think and refer to his son as.

Please everyone get in the Christmas spirit and list like… 2 to 3 names… this is gonna be soooo joyful. #pettyposts

Kim, Kanye, and their little Kanye-clone Jr [images subject to copyright]

Kim, Kanye, and their little Kanye-clone Jr
[images subject to copyright]

Continue Reading

Entertainment

Straight Outta Compton: How The West Was Won

Theatres went into crisis mode what they got in return was a movie that broke records. Straight Outta Compton

Published

on

By

Oh my god…..they’re doing a movie about NWA…Ni**az With Attitudes. Is this the next Boyz In The Hood? Menace To Society? Theatres went into crisis mode thinking the worst was about to transpire in their new luxury venues complete with fancy bars, overpriced food and those very comfortable leather recliners (shout out to Paragon). What they got in return was a movie that broke records and expectations by going from biopic to major motion picture. The movie starts with giving the background of the 5 main original members (who really knew who Arabian Prince was) and how they met up. You see Eazy slinging, Dre engulfed in great music from the past and Cube being bussed from his school with entitled classmates. What you also see is the environment in which the gritty reality raps were manifested from. Dope dealing and gang violence provided the foundation for NWA’s first hit, Eazy-E’s Boyz in the Hood. Boyz in the Hood was different from anything that was out at the time. The 80s were dominated with East Coast music from legends such as KRS-One and LL Cool J. Not much if any attention was casted upon the other coast. Matter of fact, the song was originally written by Ice Cube for an East Coast group named HBO (who????). However the group couldn’t feel the lyrics that included such west coast terms as “gankin” and “6-4” and decided to scrap the project. This led to Dre having to search for someone talented to recorded this guaranteed hit. Enter Eric Wright. Now remember, Eric was only supposed to be the financial backer. Eric wasn’t a rapper. After hours of convincing and recording, Boyz in the Hood was created and Eazy-E was headed for stardom.

Now remember, this was the 80s. Rap was still looked as a flash in the pan music genre. Music critics thought it would die off like Disco recently did. No major label would ever take a young group of black kids from Compton serious. Enter Jerry Heller. Jerry Heller gained fame by working with successful acts such as Elton John and Pink Floyd. He knew that Eazy and NWA were rare talents and saw the potential in the group. He also knew that the group needed proper representation and together with Eazy E, Ruthless Records was founded.

In the beginning, no major labels wanted to join forces and help distribute their records. Only one label, Priority Records, which most successful group before NWA was the California Raisins, would take a chance on Ruthless. What came next was two classic West Coast albums, Eazy-E’s Eazy Duz It and NWA’s Straight Outta Compton. Both albums encompassed the struggles of growing up young, black and poor in South Central LA. One of those struggles was dealing with police brutality (sounds familiar). In order to combat the growing problem of gang violence, the LAPD enacted regular shakedowns and raids in “suspected” gang neighborhoods. What ensued was a rash of police brutality on innocent citizens that resembled the criminals they were supposed to be protecting the innocent citizens from. From that, “F#@k the Police” was created.

“F#@k the police was a crowd favorite, but law enforcement was not impressed. Even the country’s highest level of law enforcement, the Federal Bureau of Investigations, sent a cease and desist letter to the group over the record. They claimed that the song incited riots and promoted violence against law enforcement. Instead of caving in to the pressure, the group leaned on their 2nd amendment right of free speech and pressed on. Throughout their trials and tribulations (death of family members and contract issues), the group finished one of the most successful hip hop tours ever.

CNRoKikVEAA2pJuIn order to not give the movie away, I will skip the remaining hour and 15 mins of the movie which includes how money broke up one of the best groups ever in Hip Hop. As far as the theatrical and production aspects of the film, kudos go out to F. Gary Gray and his group of young talented actors. This was far from a Lifetime unauthorized movie. This movie was well thought out and well supervised by Cube and Dre to ensure the authenticity of the events. Overall, Straight Outta Compton is a must see and should be heralded as a classic for years to come.

Continue Reading

Trending

Copyright © 2017 Zox News Theme. Theme by MVP Themes, powered by WordPress.